The Story of Neel and a boat

Neel should meet Miss PT

They could stand and stare at each other... And sneeze.

Then Miss PT would say "Bless you!"....

and Neel would say nothing... he would just keep staring

and 10 minutes later, Miss PT would say: "Feeling better?"

but Neel would only nod his head slightly...

another 10 minutes later, Miss PT would say: "Good".

and then she would pause again...

before saying "I'm glad"

Neel would retire before the conversation got to an end.

They would be happy.

Nothing in the world could ruin their joy.

They would buy a rubber boat with Neel's retirement money...

and they would go to the pond... Miss PT would sit inside the boat, and Neel would push her around in the water.

It would be soooo romantic.

Then she would play with him in a loving way, by splashing some water on him with her hand and then giggling.

Neel would giggle back while internally he would think to himself "What a bitch... I'm already standing here with water up to my balls, pushing this stupid boat around, and she splashes me?"

and so Neel would go to bed that night, dreaming of a plan to murder Miss PT...

He would take a pin with him next time they went out boating in the pond...

and he would punch a tiny hole in the boat...

then he would push her into the deep end...

She would go under... Like the Titanic, except there would be no iceberg... because there are no icebergs in ponds...

and she would try to swim, but Neel would jump on her head and push her down...

She would try sticking her finger up his nose, but Neel would only sneeze... He would not let go!

Then she would realise the water is only knee deep, and she would stand up...

She would slap Neel in the face...

Neel would cry...

Miss PT would cry too....

Then they would look into each others eyes...

and hug...

And the next day they would buy some patches and glue, and they would fix the rubber boat.

Miss PT would never splash Neel again.

But maybe they would have a sexy pillow fight before going to bed.

The pillows would burst, like in the movies, and there would be feathers flying all over the place... In slow motion because it makes things look better and more fun.

Miss PT would have to vacuum the bedroom in the morning and clean up that shit.

Neel would sleep and complain about the noise from the hoover.

He would say "God dammit Woman!"

and other things like that...

And the next night, he would dream of another way to murder her.

[ The End ]

[ Dramatic music plays as scene fades out ]

Later their story would be bought by the guys who do the Twilight Zone, and they would make a movie with better looking actors.

But the movie would not be a big hit, because Sylvester Stallone isn't in it.

Neither was Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Also, the movie did not have any explosions, so people were not happy with that.

20 years later, Steven Spielberg would do another movie based on the same story, but it would be set in space and would be for kids.

That one would be a huge success.

And Steven would be happy.